Went for walk on the beach and saw a large dead whale lying in the sand. It had obviously been dead for a while for its skin had gone a yellowish red colour and it smelt bad. Part of its tail was missing and the eye sockets were empty but it still had an enormous penis. I guess whales have the largest
penises in the world. What on earth was a beached whale doing in south-east Cornwall?
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